i.am.a.bird.

My brother likes giant robots and I like cats. 'Nuff said.
I wish I could’ve had a grandfather growing up. At least I know for certain that my children will have the best granddad anyone could ever hope for. 

I wish I could’ve had a grandfather growing up. At least I know for certain that my children will have the best granddad anyone could ever hope for. 

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Peeta all the damn way. 

Peeta all the damn way. 

alongthelinesofimpulsivity:

Larkin says I shouldn’t order this shirt that literally just has a picture of a cat’s face on it. 

I might buy it anyway. 

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Elton John

—Bennie And The Jets

floralnymph:

“Bennie and the Jets” Elton John

(Source: leftoverslovers, via gypppsy)

30rockasaurus:

MELISSA: “So I’m already in some weird, altered state talking to Brad and Angelina, and they’re so nice and chatty, and really bubbly. And finally, I got a little weird, and I was like, “I have to, you have to stop for a minute, ‘cause it’s a lot visually to take in.” I said that to them. And they just kind of laughed, and I said, “No really it is a lot.” ‘Cause she’s just like weirdly glowing, like she’s so beautiful, and he’s kind of cute too… And then I was like, “Ok, I’m sorry.” I needed to like regroup, ‘cause they’re kind of a lot and they were just like… (motions close to face) here.

And then as I was talking to them, somebody is pulling on my hand, and I hear, “Melissa! Melissa!” And I turned around, and she goes, “Hi, I’m Meryl!”

- Melissa McCarthy talking about meeting Meryl Streep at the Golden Globes.

This. 

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